Dear MTV, NBC, CBS, ABC, Logo, PBS, Lifetime and others:
Thank you. Thank you for understanding the wave of current television and not having a hissy fit because I can’t watch your show on your schedule. Thank you for trying to help spread your shows to a larger audience, improve your viewership numbers and generally save television. We’ll take your ads. Welcome to the future.
Showtime. HBO. Bravo. BBC. I don’t really have a lot to say to you because you’re exclusive channels. Figure something out.
Fox, AMC, and FX. Wake the fuck up and get your heads out of your asses. You are failing right now. You are pissing off your fanbases and your shows are taking the hit. Be responsible to your customers and loyal to your product.
We are not freeloading mooches by choice. We want to support you. Sorry, refusing to put up last week’s episode of Glee until the next episode airs is not going to make me watch when you tell me to. Put your shit up online and help consumption of your fucking products. I said good day!